Every little boy should have a tin can phone.
(He's now taking orders on the bus--25 cents per foot of string--the rest is free. He might be eating a LOT of soup. They're going like hot cakes. He said he's going to donate the proceeds to charity. This made me laugh, but I was impressed. He picked the local food bank. Who needs cell phones when you can have one of THESE classics?)
Just call with your order.
You might have to hold the line...