About a week ago, I was cutting our youngest's hair. He was overdue, and I thought a summer buzz would be perfect. Part way through his haircut, his dad came into the room and said "Cool buzz!" to which MB replied "What?!? A buzz?... I didn't order a buzz!"
Panic rose up in my throat for only a second, and his dad said "But buzz cuts are so great, because you hardly have to comb your hair!" and without skipping a beat, the reply came:
"But Dad. I only comb my hair once a week anyway!"
P.S. we're ALL happy with the haircut.