I found this on the floor yesterday afternoon.
me: 'wake up... I said. Wake up (louder)... don't you have to be somewhere? WAKE UP my dear (shaking arm this time)... are you burning the candle at both ends?'
A: [...mama-mia... ummmm, sure... whatever that means]
me: 'Haven't you heard of that expression before?'
me: It means you're working both ends of your day until you're so tired in the middle, that this is what I find on the floor.
[...I'd like me some of that].