After the morning run-around (dentist, eye doctor, friend's house) I made a stop at Dunkin' Donuts to pick up an after school treat for the kids.
At the drive-thru microphone, I asked "Do you have any donuts for St. Patrick's Day?"
To which the attendant replied "What?"
I repeated myself, and the employee responded "you want pepper spray?"
Ummm... Yes. One dozen please. (Huh?!... do they sell that stuff at donut shops now?)