"Whitcombs don't go the extra mile"
-after a certain little boy of mine was asked by his grandfather why he wouldn't tuck in his Sunday shirt
"We now refer to Dub as Uncle Hallmark. Whenever you're around him, you feel good."
-after a group hug with Uncle Aaron
Morning Boy asked me "Mom, are these that kind of pirate bread that wouldn't spoil after a long time on the ship?"
I looked at him for a few seconds until I realized what he was talking about, and said "Oh, you mean hard tack?"
He said yes, and then we had a blessing on the food. After the chorus of AMENs, he asked
"Anyone want a heart attack?"